"Your patches tags were heartbreaking. Publish it like an actual headcanon post. If you made a headcanon blog, I'd follow."
Aww! I was just feeling in ze moment that day.I think I shall let it have its own post (although you must have scrolled an awful lot along the tags on yesterday’s post…!).
I don’t know if I’d have a purely headcanon blog (there are so many great ones out there already). I do sometimes throw in the odd headcanon or two, but the format of this blog allows me to be a wee bit moar creative with it. If I had the patience to art, I’d art Patches and his lonely, crestfallen little face :’(
- Fury: You need to keep BOTH eyes open.
- Fury: Oh shut the fuck up, you ableist bitches.
- Steve: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightening?
- Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
- Steve: Oh, the burning sensation? That'll pass.
- Tony: What? You bleach your hair, too?
- Steve: Gotta keep up with those modern hairstyles.
- Loki: But I like my hair the color it is...
- Steve: *( smiles)* Now, son, no-one's gonna take a shining to you with that greasy, black mullet of yours...!
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #482
In which it was probably something completely normal Deleted lines from The Avengers script #482 In which it was probably something completely normal
- Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
- Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
- Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
- Thor: Really...?
- Natasha: Yeah, really.
- Thor: That's all?
- Thor: *(guffaws)* My puny Jotun ant brother!
"I really love your blog, I have been laughing for eternity (although I am a tumblr klutz and have no idea how I reblog these with your theme). But bless you this is amazing"
What lovely words!
Allow me to show you the elegant
Happy Ddance of my people:
- Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
- Thor: What? How?
- Odin: What do you mean, "How"?! You stole all those mirrors from the Jotun orphanage, you witless oaf!!!
How a Loki movie teaser trailer would look (probably) How a Loki movie teaser trailer would look (probably)