Deleted Movie Lines

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Deleted scenes from Captain America: The Winter Soldier #1

(or, Headcanon That Started Out As a Joke But Gave Me A Sad) (as requested)

EXT. ORCHARDDAY:

Fury gently sets down his eyepatch on a wall; hesitates; then picks up the sunglasses.

Fury: (smiles) I know you always loved grapefruit, even though you hated it when you got splashed with it when I had my breakfast every morning.

He sighs.

Fury: You have gotten me through a lot, haven’t you…? You and I have been very protective of each other for a long time. But now it’s time to let you go.

A pause; a beat.

Fury: Goodbye, Patches.

He starts to well up; reaches instinctively towards his eye, but there’s nothing there anymore. Quietly, he walks away, and fades from view. Slow zoom on Patches, his confused cord twitching worriedly in the breeze.

FADE IN SUBTITLES:

Patches still waits for him.

The scent of grapefruits in the mornings gives him hope.

Motherfucking Patches.

"Your patches tags were heartbreaking. Publish it like an actual headcanon post. If you made a headcanon blog, I'd follow."

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Aww! I was just feeling in ze moment that day.I think I shall let it have its own post (although you must have scrolled an awful lot along the tags on yesterday’s post…!).

I don’t know if I’d have a purely headcanon blog (there are so many great ones out there already). I do sometimes throw in the odd headcanon or two, but the format of this blog allows me to be a wee bit moar creative with it. If I had the patience to art, I’d art Patches and his lonely, crestfallen little face :’(

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  • Fury: You need to keep BOTH eyes open.
  • Steve:
  • Natasha:
  • Fury: Oh shut the fuck up, you ableist bitches.
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Rejected teaser poster for Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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  • Steve: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightening?
  • Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
  • Steve: Oh, the burning sensation? That'll pass.
  • Tony: What? You bleach your hair, too?
  • Steve: Gotta keep up with those modern hairstyles.
  • Loki: But I like my hair the color it is...
  • Steve: *( smiles)* Now, son, no-one's gonna take a shining to you with that greasy, black mullet of yours...!
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Deleted lines from The Avengers script #482

In which it was probably something completely normal

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  • Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
  • Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
  • Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
  • Thor: Really...?
  • Natasha: Yeah, really.
  • Thor:
  • Thor: That's all?
  • Thor: *(guffaws)* My puny Jotun ant brother!

"I really love your blog, I have been laughing for eternity (although I am a tumblr klutz and have no idea how I reblog these with your theme). But bless you this is amazing"

:3

What lovely words! 

Allow me to show you the elegant Happy Ddance of my people:

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  • Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
  • Thor: What? How?
  • Odin: What do you mean, "How"?! You stole all those mirrors from the Jotun orphanage, you witless oaf!!!
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How a Loki movie teaser trailer would look (probably)

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