Deleted Movie Lines

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Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #48

Thanos: “See, this is why you can’t have nice things.”

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  • Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?!
  • Odin: You're my son. I wanted only to protect you from the truth.
  • Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
  • Odin: No. That's ridiculous!
  • Loki:
  • Odin: What kind of irresponsible, unfeeling parent tells their children about monsters when they're about to go to sleep?
  • Loki: When I was little, you told me that the Giant Shawarma Monster would chop me up into little pieces and devour me!
  • Odin: That's because you wouldn't go the fuck to sleep!!
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The Purple Wedding DJ’s Playlist!

[whole playlist]

  1. Jimmy Soul  If You Wanna Be Happy
  2. Lou Reed Perfect Day
  3. David Bowie Queen of All The Tarts
  4. Hanni El Khatib You Rascal, You (I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead)
  5. Don McLean American Pie
  6. UB40  Red Red Wine
  7. Ella Fitzgerald Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!
  8. Kool & The Gang Celebration

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Deleted lines from Game of Thrones 4x02 - The Lion and The Rose

156

[Deleted gravestones from Game of Thrones]

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Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #47

In which Loki’s lingering gaze leaves lots of questions left over

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  • Thor: I thought you dead.
  • Loki: Did you mourn?
  • Thor: Nah.
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  • Illusion!Loki: Oh, look, your shoes are untied!
  • Coulson: *(looks down)* Huh?
  • Loki: *(stabs him)*
  • Coulson: *(slumps to the floor)*
  • Thor: NOOOOOOO!!!
  • Coulson:
  • Coulson: Oh, wait... These are Crocs...
  • Coulson:
  • Coulson: *(dies)*
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  • Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
  • Natasha:
  • Fury: *(walking back in)* Excuse me, what did you just say to her?
  • Natasha: He called me a whiny c—!
  • Fury: You should be ashamed of yourself! You speak to your mother like that?!
  • Loki: No, no, please. Don't tell my mother. Please!
  • Fury:
  • Fury: *(walks off)*
  • Fury: *(mumbling)* Tired of these motherfucking shitty-ass, lack of manners asshole bitches...!
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  • May: Hmm. I'm bored. The power in this Bus isn't coming back on any time soon.
  • Skye: Want to play a game or something...?
  • Garrett: Sure! Let's play Trust Fall!
  • Ward: Perfect!
  • Coulson: Ooh, I'll go first!
  • May: No, me!
  • Hand: No, me!
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