Deleted Movie Lines

  • Cap: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
  • Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats.
  • Thor: Oh, you mean fuzzy and soft and delightfully cute?
  • Banner:
  • Thor: Playful, devilishly mischievous and curious?
  • Banner:
  • Thor: Adorable and small but they secretly desire to rule you as their overlords?
  • Banner:
  • Thor: I like cats.

Deleted lines from the Thor script #199


Deleted Parks and Recreation lines from the Guardians of the Galaxy Extended Trailer


Deleted concept art for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, probably

  • Sif: *(about Loki)* He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
  • Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
  • Hogun: Laufey said there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
  • Fandral: Oh, come on, you're going to believe what Laufey says? You're really going to trust a Frost Giant over Loki?
  • Everyone:
  • Fandral: You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
  • Everyone:
  • Sif: Yeah, you're right.
  • Hogun: Let's go apologise to him.
  • Volstagg: With pudding!

"I honestly love your blog"



  • Loki: Malekith! I am Loki of Jotunheim, and I have brought you a gift!
  • Malekith: Oh, thank you; how lovely of you! How did you know it was my birthday?
  • Loki: Um... *(Lokismiles)* Who *wouldn't* know it was your birthday...?
  • Malekith: Indeed!
  • Malekith: *(turns to Algrim)* You see? Why can't you be more like him?
  • Algrim: *(under his breath)* Must we do this here...? This isn't the right time, my liege.
  • Malekith: IT'S NEVER THE "RIGHT TIME"!!!

Rejected theatrical poster for Guardians of the Galaxy


Deleted scenes from Captain America: The Winter Soldier #1

(or, Headcanon That Started Out As a Joke But Gave Me A Sad) (as requested)


Fury gently sets down his eyepatch on a wall; hesitates; then picks up the sunglasses.

Fury: (smiles) I know you always loved grapefruit, even though you hated it when you got splashed with it when I had my breakfast every morning.

He sighs.

Fury: You have gotten me through a lot, haven’t you…? You and I have been very protective of each other for a long time. But now it’s time to let you go.

A pause; a beat.

Fury: Goodbye, Patches.

He starts to well up; reaches instinctively towards his eye, but there’s nothing there anymore. Quietly, he walks away, and fades from view. Slow zoom on Patches, his confused cord twitching worriedly in the breeze.


Patches still waits for him.

The scent of grapefruits in the mornings gives him hope.

Motherfucking Patches.

"Your patches tags were heartbreaking. Publish it like an actual headcanon post. If you made a headcanon blog, I'd follow."


Aww! I was just feeling in ze moment that day.I think I shall let it have its own post (although you must have scrolled an awful lot along the tags on yesterday’s post…!).

I don’t know if I’d have a purely headcanon blog (there are so many great ones out there already). I do sometimes throw in the odd headcanon or two, but the format of this blog allows me to be a wee bit moar creative with it. If I had the patience to art, I’d art Patches and his lonely, crestfallen little face :’(

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